9 Apr 2010

Kinds of marketing



Party: You see a beautiful woman. Going to her and say: "I'm fantastic in bed." This is direct marketing.


You're at a party with friends and see beautiful woman. One of your friends go to her, pointing at you and says: "He's fantastic in bed." This is an advertisement.


Party: see a beautiful woman. Going to her and want her phone number. The next day call to her and say: "Hello. I am fantastic in bed." This is telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a handsome young man.You stand up from your seat watch him all the time and slowly go to him. Pour him a drink, and submit it to him in reply, "Can I?" Smooths creases's on his tie, lightly touching the body with his hand. Then tossed casually: "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." This is public relations.


You're at a party and see a beautiful woman. She approaches you and says: "I heard that you are fantastic in bed." This is brand recognition.


You're at a party and see a handsome young man. Convince him to come home with your girlfriend. This is a sales representative


Your friend can not satisfy him, so she calls you. This is technical support.


You're on your way to an organized party when you realize that the houses along that passing should be a beautiful young men. So climb up the roof of one of them settling in the center and yelled with a full throat: "I'm fantastic in bed!" This is spam.


GEORGI DIMITROV


1 comment:

  1. Yes i fully agree with this. I use these type of marketing all the time especially the "SPAM":)

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